Woman seeking man

my butt's not as perky and firm as it once was

totally reasonable
Why not suggest to her this situation and consult a lawyer

i feel like
is the same size as my peepee... sometimes looks very large... do not misunderstand or say that i have a small peepee, and i won't brag that i have a huge one as well, its avg but the sack seems somewhat large

it's honest
but OP is right...it'd scare the guy off...but there are ways of expressing this w/o full on telling him that

It's not naughty
or meant to be naughty

the chase

unfortunately
The Notebook was just a fucking movie! Start dealing with reality, if BFG has given you no reason to "wait for him" then you are wasting your time living in a fantasy world, and I'm afraid in the long run when you end up older and lonely you'll regret the decision to hold out

Wow... You work too much.
That'd be one reason why you're so testy. Cut back on the hours, woman

Okay good to hear you are working
Time is on your side just reassure your wife you are getting your financial affairs in order

because they wont do it with us